In California, (but the exact adress still remains confidential) the probably first Placenta Plastic Surgery Clinique (PPSC) has been opened. Future mums can improve the look of their unborn yet child before the little one pops out the D-day. The offer includes hair implants (very popular because as we know most of the babies tend to be born completely bold), washing the disgusting, sticky little bodies actually inside the uterus, improving the nose's and the ears' shape. You can also demand a hair&nails styling. One of the most expensive service is teeth implants and you can choose between classic all-white kits and more customised, gold&diamonds versions (frequently chosen by wives of the gangsta rap stars for their babies). Some feminists organisations have already protested against this, but they seem to miss the point. And the point is: more your mum spends on you physical improvements before your pretty little face will see the daylight, less you will have to do it yourself, in the future...

Fascinating.

( Very good English btw! )